-- from sammyboy forum

[PAP_Best says:]

I took a cab to visit my learned rich kawan who stays near TCS area, behind ISD.

Wow! Saw many Gurkhas and policemen, at least 50 of them in the one road alone and another 500 in the estates!

When I alighted from the taxi, I limped precariously to my friend's gate 5 m away. Due to my 10 times shagging session with my CHIO BU Hairstylist fuck buddy last night, I can hardly walked well and therefore LIMPED badly the whole day.

Imagine my horror when 10+ police dashed towards me and demanded me to squat down when they saw me LIMPING!

Then they asked if I am halal-certified, I said NO LAH I am free-thinker.

They asked how come I walked with a LIMP, I said I fucked too much last night.

They warned me not to try to be funny with them and they could have gotten my arrested.

You better not LIMP when you walk let me tell u! Its supremely SENSITIVE leh!


[axpardox says:]

You look like Mat?
Carry a can of luncheon meat with you next time lor.

LOL!